Post by JMav/JGold/RNorth/MKarloff on Jul 2, 2017 20:30:51 GMT -5
JOSHUA GOLDSTEIN
Weird Day
Weird Day
Josh blinks.
Twice.
He had spent all day silently contemplating his current situation. His brain had seemingly both frozen up and was racing at a million miles an hour.
"Uhhh...joke about a superhero thing. I guess." Josh says to open up. He seems almost dazed.
"I'm gonna have to keep this brief. Long story short my dad came back into my life even though my mom said he was dead. Turns out he's been a masked Jewchador and he left my mom and now he wants to be in my life and...Yeah, really messed up few days here for me." Josh says.
"I am good at being in tag teams. Every company I go to I get put in a tag team and we find success. That's just how things have been working out. Jewcha Libre in BWF and EW, The Radicalliance in IPW and Redemption, The Jewish Hammers in UKWF and now Blazing Chaos in Redemption. I see no reason why I can't continue my hot streak even though...well I have this flippin briefcase right now. I have to carry this thing everywhere. Been carrying pudding in it. I like pudding. That has been covered extensively. Everyone keeps asking when I'm gonna use it and my answer? Honestly?" Josh says. He shrugs.
"I mean, I'll get around to it eventually. I mean probably not this week. I've got stuff to do adn I am for sure too distracted by this dad stuff to have my head fully in the game. I mean...I have my head in the game. I'm a good tag partner and I'm going to do well! I can work under pressure or my name isn't Joshua Avraham Goldstein." Josh says, forcing a happy smile on his face.
"RC Tucker is a solid dude. We know each other really well and have a pretty even record against each other in tag action if I'm remembering correctly. I'm sure that the two of us will gel as a team and do just....an amazing job. I certainly hope Ronnie doesn't get jealous." Josh says before waving to Ronnie who he assumes is watching.
"Cool, well I'm gonna go try and piece together the fragmented shards of my reality and also make dinner for Kaylee and I. Should be a busy afternoon. Lasagna takes a while to cook and also most of what I know is a lie. So that's cool. Bye!"
Twice.
He had spent all day silently contemplating his current situation. His brain had seemingly both frozen up and was racing at a million miles an hour.
"Uhhh...joke about a superhero thing. I guess." Josh says to open up. He seems almost dazed.
"I'm gonna have to keep this brief. Long story short my dad came back into my life even though my mom said he was dead. Turns out he's been a masked Jewchador and he left my mom and now he wants to be in my life and...Yeah, really messed up few days here for me." Josh says.
"I am good at being in tag teams. Every company I go to I get put in a tag team and we find success. That's just how things have been working out. Jewcha Libre in BWF and EW, The Radicalliance in IPW and Redemption, The Jewish Hammers in UKWF and now Blazing Chaos in Redemption. I see no reason why I can't continue my hot streak even though...well I have this flippin briefcase right now. I have to carry this thing everywhere. Been carrying pudding in it. I like pudding. That has been covered extensively. Everyone keeps asking when I'm gonna use it and my answer? Honestly?" Josh says. He shrugs.
"I mean, I'll get around to it eventually. I mean probably not this week. I've got stuff to do adn I am for sure too distracted by this dad stuff to have my head fully in the game. I mean...I have my head in the game. I'm a good tag partner and I'm going to do well! I can work under pressure or my name isn't Joshua Avraham Goldstein." Josh says, forcing a happy smile on his face.
"RC Tucker is a solid dude. We know each other really well and have a pretty even record against each other in tag action if I'm remembering correctly. I'm sure that the two of us will gel as a team and do just....an amazing job. I certainly hope Ronnie doesn't get jealous." Josh says before waving to Ronnie who he assumes is watching.
"Cool, well I'm gonna go try and piece together the fragmented shards of my reality and also make dinner for Kaylee and I. Should be a busy afternoon. Lasagna takes a while to cook and also most of what I know is a lie. So that's cool. Bye!"
