Post by Izzy Roxx on Jul 1, 2017 14:21:34 GMT -5
The latest video uploaded to the West Coast Genesis website opens to a shot of the company's youngest signed superstar, the self-styled Izzy Roxx, sitting in a futon beside a chubby boy in a loose-fitting Assassin's Creed t-shirt and short-sleeved denim shirt. Izzy herself proudly sports a Black Veil Brides t-shirt, the pattern partially hidden by her long, blue- and green-streaked hair.
As the video begins, the youngster leans forward, to retrieve a sheaf of papers from the coffee table in front of her, which she then proceeds to wave at the camera in a pointed manner as she begins:
'Ladies and gentlemen, what you see in my hand right now...'
Izzy pauses for a moment, to let her ominous tone sink in.
'...what you see in my hand right now is nothing more, nothing less than a MY LITTLE PONY RARI-DASH SHIP-FIC!'
The phrase 'RARIDASH SHIP FIC OMG!!!' appears at the bottom of the frame as Izzy continues:
'Yes! You heard that correctly! I am holding in my hand right now, a My Little Pony fan fiction in which Rarity and Rainbow Dash get into a relationship!'
Yet another pause, as Izzy glares significantly at the camera for a long moment before proceeding.
'And ladies and gentlemen, this fanfiction...THIS FANFICTION IN MY HAND...was written by...IT WAS WRITTEN BY...NONE OTHER THAN...'
'...you, right? That's one of yours, isn't it?
The youngster's bug-eyed, bulging-cheeked grimace – a clear attempt at looking like someone who is about to shock the world – deflates into an expression of irritation, as she leans in to thump her partner on the shoulder.
'Shut up, Seth! Of course it's not mine! I don't write fanfiction!'
'#NOTMYFIC' appears on-screen as Seth protests:
'OW! But you said you were working on one! For that show where they're in high school or whatev---OW!'
The second punch to the shoulder is delivered with even more force than the first, its point further driven home by the accompanying, hissed admonishment:
'Shut. Up. SETH!'
#SHUTUPSETH flashes on screen as, her message delivered, the rookie turns back to the camera, once again waving her sheaf of papers:
'No. This fanfiction...this MY LITTLE PONY fanfiction...was written by JACK SANTORE!'
Izzy pauses again, as the phrase 'JACK SANTORE WRITES MLP FIC OMG!!!' appears underneath her on the screen. Only then does she continue, a wide grin on her features.
'That's RIGHT! Jack Santore is A BRONY! And now THE ENTIRE WORLD KNOWS!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!'
The rookie's attempt at a villain laugh is, however, once again cut off by her male counterpart:
'Uh, Iz? I don't think the entire world is watching...'
Predictably, this causes Izzy to immediately round up on him, gasping in disbelief:
'What do you mean, the entire world isn't watching? OF COURSE the entire world is watching! Heck, the entire IZZYVERSE is watching! And that's A LOT bigger than just the world!'
Izzy turns back to the camera:
'And do you know WHY the entire world is watching? It's not because of Taz-Mania, or Applejack. It's not because of any of those other dudes in those other matches. Nobody cares about THEM! Ohhh no...what the entire World...the entire galaxy...the entire freakin' IZZYVERSE wants to see...is that Izz-traordinary girl! The Izz-tastic one! The Wizard of Izz! The girl who rocks your socks and blows your nose! The biggest spitfire this side of the Wonderbolts Academy! The one! The only! IIIIIZZZZZZYYYYYYY RRRROOOXXXX!!!'
Izzy throws her head back and flings her arms in the air as she howls her own name, which flashes underneath her in big, bold letters. Then, after giving herself a cheer for a moment, she turns back towards the camera:
'So Jack...Taz-Mania...forget your goals. Forget your plans. Forget getting a win and moving up the ranks. 'Cause this Sunday, at Hype...the only place you're going...is into another dimension OF PAIN! And once you're there...the Rock'n'Roll Renegade is gonna take you on a journey...
...Across...the Izzyverse.'
The grin on Izzy's face grows wider.
'Get ready, dorks. That triple threat match on Sunday is gonna be...
...On The Roxx.'
Her catchphrase delivered, Izzy leans forward to switch off the device in which the video is being recorded. Her first attempt, however, fails, and the camera continues rolling, capturing her as she turns to her partner:
'That's a good catchphrase, right? On the Roxx?'
'Yeah/...but, uh, Iz? I think the thing's still on...'
It is with Seth pointing at the device in front of him, and a panicky gasp from the WCG superstar, that the video abruptly cuts off.