Post by Kayla Richards on Jun 30, 2017 7:28:46 GMT -5
The one about Cochrane and the Blond idiot.
“I really don’t like Honey….”
Kayla taps her hands on the table in her and Matt’s giant dining room. She grits her teeth and pushes up to her feet.
“No I don’t mean the delicious, sweet product from bee’s. No I’m talking about the physical manifestation of sickly happiness that is Honey Smith. A little blond, smiling, giggly ball of light. It’s so annoying to me that I can say horrible things about her, to her and around her and all she does is smile and change the subject to like..Jedi’s and shit….”
“I can’t fully verbally express the rage and anger that I have for this girl. And that is a very new thing to me. I look at her and I just feel anger. I feel physical repulsion and I want to vomit. The only person I feel more rage against in this world is her idiot fucking cousin Trixie.”
Kayla holds her hand out and it begins to shake as Kayla pushes her lips together and her hand seems to twist into a claw as she twitches.
“I don’t think you people properly appreciate the control I had to show when I was in the ring with her cousin. I mean I knocked her dumbass out, I pinned her and that was it. I could have, in that very moment, wrapped my hands around her neck and very slowly watched her stupid little face turn blood red, her eyes bug out of her skull and her tongue roll out to the side as she struggled to breath and her life very slowly left her….oh god...I could have….”
“But I didn’t, I showed restraint, I showed...ugh...compassion and mercy. But see in this match I have someone standing next to me in Coda who will be focused on taking heads off, on winning the match and of destroying the competition. So if I stand there with Honey and I have the chance I might do something that others will regret.”
“See Trixie actually cares about her idiot bubblehead cousin. So I might be able to really piss her off by breaking Honey. And I know some of you are thinking that it’s a real bitch thing to do, to pick on poor sweet little Honey but I don’t think you can judge me. I was Matt’s assistant once. And I had to sit there and listen to Honey and Trixie drone on and on about the dumbest most mind numbing shit. Shopping, Shoes, Their fucking hair...on and on…”
“And here’s the kicker. Yes Matt and I were together before he broke it off with Trixie’s mother. So I had to spend even more time with them before he told them. So now, well now I get to step in the ring and I can break the little blond idiot in front of the other blond idiot. But what I’d really like to do is get them both in the ring...I mean sure then I’d be like...the meat in a moron sandwich but it would still allow me to get all kinds of joy while I made them squeal. I mean...I’ve had dreams, straight up dreams where I have handfuls of blond hair...and I hold their faces….under the water...until the last bubble goes...bloop….”
“....Bloop….”
Kayla stares off for a moment with a calmer look on her face as she swallows hard and clears her throat.
“But, that dimly lit bulb is not the only person in that team. See Honey lost her original partner and was able to get herself another in AdriAn Cochrane. The former Fsociety world champion and a guy who so many people talk about as the next big star to step foot in Redemption. They speak about Adrian like he’s the second coming of fucking jesus. They talk about him like he descended from the heavens and will die for all our sins and it’s just a matter of time before the almighty sweetheart known as Adrian Cochrane wins the Redemption heavyweight title…”
“I know all about you Adrian. I know all about your run and beating Tyson Gregory, like that’s a hard thing to do and your great time there. My sister was there you know. And the thing is as good as Amber was by the time she got to that poorly run shit show she was a shell of her former self. The old Amber would have ripped off your head and stuck it up your ass sideways before annihilating the rest of the roster.”
“And the thing is, I’m twice the wrestler that she was in her prime before she became all...domesticated. Now you’ve waltzed in here thinking you’re all that and her I won’t lie you do have talent. But earlier this week you decided to open your trap and take issue with me because of a small exchange I had with your beloved little superhero wannabe girlfriend Stacy….”
“Now, first off I was actually very polite to her. All I said was her mood made me want to hit her in the face. Cause I don’t like people who are running around overly happy twenty four hours a fucking day. The world is not full of sunshine and rainbows and that kind of crap comes off as fake as shit. Same as Honey. FAKE AS SHIT. Just like all your little empty threats. You think I’m intimidated by someone like you?...”
“I got in your head so easy with a few well placed comments and now you “dislike” me?. Oooo so scary Adrian….”
Kayla rolls her eyes and scoffs.
“I’ve been beaten up and hurt by people who would make you shit yourself ten times over. I’ve been used, abused, thrown away, burned chained up, beaten, raped, left for dead and been brought back from all of that. But no I’m going to be scared of and intimidated by a skinny little bitch with a bad dye job…”
“The only problem I’m going to have with you Cochrane is finding a lawyer when your little girlfriend sue’s me for grievous bodily harm….”
“That is something all of you don’t realise. You all still see me as Matts girlfriend or assistant playing wrestler or Amber’s little sister. You fail to see the problems you have standing in front of you. I have no fear, I don’t back down. I don’t just look to win matches I look to brutalize every single one of you….and that’s what I’m going to do in this tag scramble...Coda and I are destroyers by name….destroyers by nature….”
