Post by Merry Christmas on May 21, 2017 20:10:03 GMT -5
INT. CASA DE CUBBIES. 20TH MAY, 2017
In the guest house during a little summer showers, we find Honey looking out at the rain from the little window and sees the garden become utterly drenched and soaked in rainwater. The path between their home and her dads’ beginning to gain a layer of clear rain water as Honey sighs.
HONEY:
“Wow, it’s really, like coming down out there.”
“Wow, it’s really, like coming down out there.”
Honey says to herself, Alechs in the kitchen not far from her but out of earshot as Honey spots his little Star Wars poster and gathers a fun idea. Honey heads upstairs to find Alechs’ bathrobe, one with a hood, a lovely baby blue robe as she’s far too small to wear it, her sleeves scrunched up so Honey can have her hands out and the hood covering much of her face as she gets to the open kitchen and sees Alechs trying his best to work out the instructions on some beef flavour ramen noodles as Honey comes up behind him.
HONEY:
“Alechs Skywalker, it’s time to come to the Honey side.”
“Alechs Skywalker, it’s time to come to the Honey side.”
Alechs Aurelio:
"What…”
"What…”
He turns towards her and busts out laughing.
Alechs Aurelio:
"This is not the Alechs you are looking for.”
"This is not the Alechs you are looking for.”
We waves his hand as it he were controlling her with a Jedi mind trick.
Honey, however, doesn’t really know much about the series and mimics his hand gesture.
HONEY:
“I think it is, like, I hunted him down to bring him to the Honey side, and to find me some of those teddy bears from the last movie.”
“I think it is, like, I hunted him down to bring him to the Honey side, and to find me some of those teddy bears from the last movie.”
Alechs Aurelio:
"Ewoks? ”
"Ewoks? ”
Alechs shakes his head.
Alechs Aurelio:
"Darth Honey Sunshine. I will defeat you!”
"Darth Honey Sunshine. I will defeat you!”
Alechs grabs a roll of paper towels, and gets into a defensive position as if they were a light saber.
HONEY:
“Teddy Bears.”
“Teddy Bears.”
Honey says waving her hands about trying to do some force stuff while chortling
Alechs Aurelio:
"Ewoks.”
"Ewoks.”
He waves his hand as he does a little spin jump towards her and hits her shoulder with the paper towels.
HONEY:
“Ow..”
“Ow..”
Honey says rubbing her shoulder and hug tackles him.
HONEY:
“Got you now, Alechs Skywalker, nobody can resist my hugs.”
“Got you now, Alechs Skywalker, nobody can resist my hugs.”
Honey says squeezing around his waist
Alechs Aurelio:
"Nooooo!!!”
"Nooooo!!!”
He fake yells. He lifts her up and carries her into the living room, dropping her onto the couch.
Alechs Aurelio:
"I have you down, Darth Honey Sunshine!”
"I have you down, Darth Honey Sunshine!”
Honey chortles and wags her finger.
HONEY:
“No, because, like, I have this.”
“No, because, like, I have this.”
Honey says pulling out a strawberry Kit Kat from behind the couch cushion she stashed and opens it to take a bite.
HONEY:
“Now have some, Alechs Skywalker. Become a Darth Honey droid.”
“Now have some, Alechs Skywalker. Become a Darth Honey droid.”
Alechs Aurelio:
"You are doing Star Wars all wrong. How can a human become a droid? That makes literally zero sense.”
"You are doing Star Wars all wrong. How can a human become a droid? That makes literally zero sense.”
He laughs.
Alechs Aurelio:
"I think Honey probably watched the movie. Saw Ewoks. And that was it for her. Am I right… Darth Honey Sunshine? AM I RIGHT?”
"I think Honey probably watched the movie. Saw Ewoks. And that was it for her. Am I right… Darth Honey Sunshine? AM I RIGHT?”
He fakes yells.
HONEY:
“Literally no sense?”
“Literally no sense?”
Honey then speaks out of the side of her mouth in a mutter
HONEY:
“And light sabers, like, make total sense..”
“And light sabers, like, make total sense..”
Honey then resumes her look at Alechs, smirking with a shrug.
HONEY:
“I saw them on the internet, I never watched any of the Star Wars movies. ”
“I saw them on the internet, I never watched any of the Star Wars movies. ”
Alechs Aurelio:
"That is it.”
"That is it.”
He grabs her sides and begins to tickle her.
Alechs Aurelio:
"I know your secret downfall.. Tickles!”
"I know your secret downfall.. Tickles!”
He tickles her more. Honey mildly thrashes about trying to get away before Alechs tumbles her with him onto the couch again and finally knocks her hood back as Honey kicks over the stack of letters on their coffee table.
HONEY:
“Alechs, unfair!”
“Alechs, unfair!”
Alechs Aurelio:
"That is Alechs Skywalker to you!”
"That is Alechs Skywalker to you!”
He leans in and covers her with kisses.
Alechs Aurelio:
"You cannot fight the Force. The Force of my kisses! Muah Muah Muah!”
"You cannot fight the Force. The Force of my kisses! Muah Muah Muah!”
Honey wriggles about less, more so taking the kisses with stride as she admits defeat and the cubby galaxy is once again saved from Darth Honey until she strikes back in another adventure.
HONEY:
“You really like Star Wars, chico.”
“You really like Star Wars, chico.”
As they both sit up and Honey picks up the letters, some junk mail like an autoparts place offering Honey some great deals on some wheels for her car, Alechs winning one million dollars and then Honey finds a letter to her which she sees a familiar writing and the name on the letter reading “Honeybee”
Alechs Aurelio:
"What’s that babe?”
"What’s that babe?”
He sees her holding the letter. Honey opens it up and is oddly overly gleeful, sitting back on the couch as she catches Alechs’ leg and doesn’t apologize for it, enthralled by her letter.
HONEY:
“It’s my mom! She writes to me sometimes.”
“It’s my mom! She writes to me sometimes.”
Alechs Aurelio:
"Oh… like… the mom that gave birth to you. Isn’t she a famous person or something?”
"Oh… like… the mom that gave birth to you. Isn’t she a famous person or something?”
HONEY:
“Mmhmm, she’s like off trying to make it big in Hollywood, last letter she was filming stuff in Russia, it’s nice to know she got back home all safe and sound. And apparently my mom also got to meet Ryan Gosling at a party too. She was a guest’s plus one, whatever, like that is.”
“Mmhmm, she’s like off trying to make it big in Hollywood, last letter she was filming stuff in Russia, it’s nice to know she got back home all safe and sound. And apparently my mom also got to meet Ryan Gosling at a party too. She was a guest’s plus one, whatever, like that is.”
Alechs Aurelio:
"Plus one means the person brings someone extra. She was the extra. And what was her name again?”
"Plus one means the person brings someone extra. She was the extra. And what was her name again?”
Alechs has learned how protective her dads are of her, and it feels like something is fishy to him.
HONEY:
“She only told me her stage name, because, like when she is ready to meet she will tell me her real name. Her stage name is Megan Wild. Stage names are like, hollywood names.”
“She only told me her stage name, because, like when she is ready to meet she will tell me her real name. Her stage name is Megan Wild. Stage names are like, hollywood names.”
Honey says explaining to Alechs like she knew all of Hollywood, quoting an earlier letter. Alechs laughs.
Alechs Aurelio:
"I know what stage names are babe.”
"I know what stage names are babe.”
He smiles at her.
Alechs Aurelio:
"Well… what did she say?”
"Well… what did she say?”
Honey nearly finishes and looks a little down.
HONEY:
“Um, well she doesn’t think she’ll be able to come visit because, like, she’s going to try to get a part in another movie where she’ll be in another country for a couple months but she is glad I had fun in Japan and thinks it’s nice I have a boyfriend now, although she thinks it’s adorable I call you my chico.”
“Um, well she doesn’t think she’ll be able to come visit because, like, she’s going to try to get a part in another movie where she’ll be in another country for a couple months but she is glad I had fun in Japan and thinks it’s nice I have a boyfriend now, although she thinks it’s adorable I call you my chico.”
Honey says holding the letter close to herself, reading the end of it and happy her mom approves of Alechs. Meanwhile Alechs is Googling her name on his phone. He finds a couple of obscure blog posts and news stories, but no photos. He finds it odd, but decides that he will look more later.
Alechs Aurelio:
"That’s good. She loves you very much, I bet.”
"That’s good. She loves you very much, I bet.”
HONEY:
“Yes, she always gets me something for Christmas and something for my birthday that I really wanted. And I always tell her I love her too. I sent her a letter on Mother’s day...Alechs.”
“Yes, she always gets me something for Christmas and something for my birthday that I really wanted. And I always tell her I love her too. I sent her a letter on Mother’s day...Alechs.”
Honey says gripping his wrist.
HONEY:
“I didn’t say anything to Miss Alerie”
“I didn’t say anything to Miss Alerie”
Honey says seeming quite on the verge of being upset.
HONEY:
“I don’t want her to think I forgot her.”
“I don’t want her to think I forgot her.”
Alechs Aurelio:
"How about we go and visit her soon? Would you like that?”
"How about we go and visit her soon? Would you like that?”
Honey squeaks with excitement and nods.
HONEY:
“Yes!”
“Yes!”
But then sees herself in his robe and holds his hand, trying to be all nonchalant
HONEY:
“But let’s not tell Miss Alerie I did Star Trek stuff”
.“But let’s not tell Miss Alerie I did Star Trek stuff”
Alechs Aurelio:
"Wars. Star Wars.”
"Wars. Star Wars.”
HONEY:
“Same thing, Chico, all spacey stuff.”
“Same thing, Chico, all spacey stuff.”
Honey says patting his leg.
Alechs Aurelio:
"Is Lilo and Simba the same?”
"Is Lilo and Simba the same?”
He says talking her language.
Alechs Aurelio:
"I think not.”
"I think not.”
HONEY:
“They’re very different, Alechs.”
“They’re very different, Alechs.”
Honey says a tiny bit in a know-it-all manner.
HONEY:
“Star stuff is, like, all the way. Ships and blasters and robots going Pew Pew, Pew Pew Pew.”
“Star stuff is, like, all the way. Ships and blasters and robots going Pew Pew, Pew Pew Pew.”
Honey says pelting his ribs with her fingers like she’s shooting him. Alechs grabs her and picks her up again.
Alechs Aurelio:
"I am going to pew pew your!”
"I am going to pew pew your!”
He carries her up the stairs towards the bedroom.
Alechs Aurelio:
"I think it is time for another tickle session, Darth Honey Sunshine!”
"I think it is time for another tickle session, Darth Honey Sunshine!”
Honey appears in the same baby blue robe sitting at the kitchen counter with her camera filming her from the counter.
HONEY:
“Ok, so, this is like, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really big opportunity for me and Alechs. He's already beaten one half of the Rebel Ink at one of our roadshows..”
“Ok, so, this is like, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really big opportunity for me and Alechs. He's already beaten one half of the Rebel Ink at one of our roadshows..”
Honey looks away a little shy.
HONEY:
“But I didn't win my match, and I have to show my Young Cub Chico that, like, I'm his best tag team partner ever. Aurora is, like, the tip top of the tag team division, she's like the second woman to hold the titles and a two time champion. But we're the Young Cubs, and we're always going to be the team who dream and then make our dreams come true.
Wrestleforce is really near and Alechs has his match just a tinsy tiny bit later, but I wrestled for Redemption in GOL and I think, like, I did a pretty good job in my first match there against an angel..Matt Angel.”
“But I didn't win my match, and I have to show my Young Cub Chico that, like, I'm his best tag team partner ever. Aurora is, like, the tip top of the tag team division, she's like the second woman to hold the titles and a two time champion. But we're the Young Cubs, and we're always going to be the team who dream and then make our dreams come true.
Wrestleforce is really near and Alechs has his match just a tinsy tiny bit later, but I wrestled for Redemption in GOL and I think, like, I did a pretty good job in my first match there against an angel..Matt Angel.”
Honey smiles sweetly.
HONEY:
“So I think Aurora's got a lot of experience but I'm So Honey Sunshine, I'm in the Quarter Finals for Super Falcon Cup and I'm a Young Cub, and I think after I beat Aurora, she's going to start thinking the Young Cubs are pretty tough and, like, hard to beat and stuff.
And then I'll be supporting my chico Alechs for his match, both winners! And, like, hopefully, both tag team champions!”
“So I think Aurora's got a lot of experience but I'm So Honey Sunshine, I'm in the Quarter Finals for Super Falcon Cup and I'm a Young Cub, and I think after I beat Aurora, she's going to start thinking the Young Cubs are pretty tough and, like, hard to beat and stuff.
And then I'll be supporting my chico Alechs for his match, both winners! And, like, hopefully, both tag team champions!”
Alechs Aurelio (O.S.):
"Darth Honey Sunshine, you've returned.”
"Darth Honey Sunshine, you've returned.”
Honey turns around, wearing the oversized baby blue bathrobe, she flips her hood on and walks to Alechs and off camera.
HONEY (O.S):
“This time I win, because, like, the Honempire gets to win when they strike back.”
“This time I win, because, like, the Honempire gets to win when they strike back.”